• @rickbert Funny…You got the @justine_lam knock knock joke too? Her bio says she’s a social media guru. Really? in reply to rickbert #
• I keep forgetting what a great movie Memento is. #
• @ignitempls my anagram: simple ting in reply to ignitempls #
• Good night of NSPredicate query optimization on my new #iPhone app. #
• @ramit thx for the Web2.0 monetizing link http://mixergy.com/live in reply to ramit #

For the last 2 months when people would ask me what my New Years Resolution was; I would tell them in a somewhat joking manor:

No free tech support to friends, family, business analyst, or project managers for a year.

Now when I say this it’s become less of a joke and more of a heads up.

So you can learn how to use Google or open up your wallet.

• @justine_lam {…who’s there?} I love knock knock jokes! #
• Anyone know who is leading the #iPad track at #uberconf? #
• IT Professional? I’m crowdsourcing a thesis idea on 3rd party recruiters & IT Pros. Take my survey to help me out: http://bit.ly/dAD8qQ. #

• New Post: How I Bought My New Car w/o Getting That Screwed Over Feeling http://ping.fm/PlBCr #
• @ColinHarrington No i7/i5 MBP today. Only Aperture 3. in reply to ColinHarrington #
• Very cool idea for a simple but really useful web service. It’s free but I want to give them money. http://ping.fm/biamf #
• RT @unclebobmartin: http://bit.ly/aMPJPd A good place to go to study a wide variety of Clojure code. #
• @sebi2706 I would love to review your mobile grails book. DM me for contact info. #
• RT @venkat_s: Architecture for a product is like salt for a meal–essential, must be in right proportion, & can’t be self-serving. #

• @wangjammer5 Apple allows 100 user ad-hoc deployments or if you sign up for the Enterprise dev license you can do over 500 deployments. in reply to wangjammer5 #
• @wangjammer5 Correct on the no-private app store front and everything has to be provisioned & signed through XCode. in reply to wangjammer5 #
• Amen brother! http://bit.ly/aKGvPj RT @hotdogsladies #

• #iPad as a consumer => felling a little underwhelmed; as a developer => pretty excited. #
• @andrewraphael It’s ‘assisted’ GPS. Read: 3G/WiFi triangulation. #iPad in reply to andrewraphael #

• Tim Bray on Enterprise IT http://bit.ly/4qhjLD #
• Congrats @refactr for getting Mile Marker out the door http://bit.ly/67VvCt can’t wait to dive in and play. #

• I gave up TV w/o incident. However, less than 48 hrs w/o my Mac I’m starting to get a little twitchy. #

• RT @Flipbooks: Tyler Durden’s 8 Rules of Innovation (Copyblogger) http://is.gd/11xp1 #FightClub #
• Heard from my PM: “Let’s ConFab offline to come up w/ an end-game deliverable” #wtf #ihatecorpspeek #
• Graphics card crapped out on my MBP. Off to the Genius Bar to tell me what I already know. #
• It’s official: GPU shot in MBP. 1 week to fix. At least Apple is picking up the tab. #

• Overheard 6+ people passionately debating how to spell javascript. One cries out: “We need to establish a standard!” #sigh #
• Just got the new car. I’m going to write a longer post on the steps I took to get get my deal done & actuall have fun in the process. #